Parapokodian - Oh yes!  Don't call me again (Church and Dorothy Park) to come and get a break from the Chicago Lakes.

I have spent the eighth decade of my life on earth and have spent most of my time reading jokes and fun. Of course, Kes Kspir, Churchill, and Dorothy Parker were always front and center. Being a former Navy and Police officer in Chicago, this retreat from violence and drama was better than years of medical treatment trying to understand the human race here on earth. I can say that I have always been interested in the people mentioned in the paradoxes (yes I too), I wonder what most of us can honestly say PRAPO – so I have collected some of your favorites. I have been through these 8 decades.

Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians, and he is well known among the many I have listed, so I hope you enjoy at least some of them. However, this has always been one of Winnie’s favorites. “Lord Winston, if you were my husband, I would give you some poison,” replied Winston. “If I were your husband, I would drink it.” And of course, my other favorite Dorothy Parker, who left us with a lot of people, but I loved these two ditches. Dorothy describes the president and the first lady: their weak feelings fill education — and, of course, to describe the rival’s interest in local politics: You can lead art, but you can’t drink it. The following is a list of some of my favorite screams:

  • Where there is a will, I want to be in it
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list
  • Because light travels faster than sound, some people become brighter until they hear it.
  • If I agree with you, we are both wrong.
  • War does not determine who is right, who is left.
  • Knowledge is the fruit of knowing tomatoes; The wisdom is not to put it in a fruit salad.
  • They start the evening news with “Good evening,” and then tell you why.
  • Stealing from someone is a lie. Stealing from many is research.
  • I thought I was looking for a career. It changed, I only wanted checks.
  • In the event of an emergency, I have placed a “doctor” at the time of application.
  • And, of course, every politician in Illinois said, “I’m not saying it’s your fault. I said I blamed you.
  • Women are not equal to men until they think they are still having sex with a bald head and a gut.
  • Behind every successful man is the woman. The downfall of every successful person is usually another woman
  • A clear conscience is a symbol of FUZZY memory
  • You do not need a parachute to slide into the sky. You only need a parachute to slide twice.
  • Money does not bring happiness, but it certainly does make living easier.
  • There is a fine line between hugging and holding down to keep someone from escaping.
  • I used to be limitless and now I’m not sure
  • They never grow old to learn stupid things.
  • First, make sure you hit the target and call everyone who hit the target.
  • Not as much as he had longed for.
  • With the exception of vending machines, change is inevitable.
  • Just as standing in a garage does not make a car, going to church does not make a Christian.
  • I know I have to respect my elders, but right now it’s getting harder and harder to find one.

If you have any favorites, drop them off in the comments section. see you-